Had put on countless effort for PMR? Had burnt midnight oil till your pant was burnt? Dude, we had got the return. Yesterday, many of us attended the REAL EXCELLENCE AWARD and we got these...
The trophy, certificate and the voucher of RM 1000 (not cheque?).
See, it's just the damn voucher!
Please specify your view on "The above amount to be redeemed on 2010 school fees."
Well, maybe you would think that this is such a meany, cheapskate and mizer school who had reduce the amount of money from RM 1500 to RM 1000 for PMR students and also they had made the money only redeemable from school fees, but it think that it is fine as it at least gives us some encouragement to work harder ( or maybe not?).
After that, I went back home to change and later met up with Mashi (mummy pants), Ghia and Yen in secret recipe. I had ordered a plate of spaghetti, a sugar-free moist chocolate cake and also a glass of frosty lemon tea but sadly, i can;t really finished them. I'm sorry......YEAH, and also perverted Mashi, Ghia and maybe Yen wanted to look at my naked leg with their naked eyes and yes, they did. I told them i have a pair of sexy and seductive hairy leg which could even kill straight guys. Whether you agree or not, just read on please.
Have me eating gorgeously ,i mean greedily in secret recipe before going to Shan's house.
Mashi's kid fish and chips. They all had kid's meals. I wonder why?
The present Mashi and I bought for Shanon. It's Miley's platinum album. Hope you will like it, Shan.
Then, we proceeded to Shan's house and occasionally she was at the door by the time we reached her house in my mum's car. Andre ( Audery) was there too in her adorable shirt.We went to Shan's room, later to spend the next two hours before Lyn arrived to fetch us to the clubhouse. Mashi, eventually found her long burden talent in curling Yen's hair. And also i got to meet up with the bear i gave to Shan few years ago. I missed it so badly . Oops, this reminded me of the phrase, " I would not let u have the chance to miss me" and "I just don't have the strength to stay away from you". Gosh, it's just so not true that a person would be like that but it's really sweet and romantic. I wonder would anyone says these to me. I just want these so badly.
Looking through magazines and try to look at Audery's adorable shirt.
Mashi, Ghia, Yen and the bear. THE BEAR? How dare you steal the bear, Mummy pants!
Mashi was curling Yen's hair.
The cake that Mashi baked. I mean the hair that Mashi curled. Yen, you look more mature. This is 'supposed' to be a complement. But I really curled hair chicks.
The bear and I. X)
Not long after that, we went to clubhouse in Lyn's car. Garett, Yen, Mashi and I played snooker in the snooker room which we met up with some kids. I think that they are a lot better than us in playing snooker. In fact, i don't that they really know how to play , so can u imagine me playing it?
Me snookering! Did i do it correctly?
Yen snookering. Look at the kids!
Next, we went back to Shan's house. We played the dancing game and had some snacks and also don't forget the drinks. It's really nice though.
Give me the drink!
Garett and I playing the dancing game. I have to admit that I am really clumsy wile playing it.
I had done this exercise with Yen and Ghis to firm our buttocks. I did really ask Terence today on how to firm buttocks. And he asked me, " So u think that ur butt is big?". Is my butt big? But my friends used to say i have a flat butt.
I went back home after that at around 6. Mashi, Yen and Ghia were also leaving by that time. Guess what? My new room was already designed. I eventually went back home early to see how was it. It was okay actually but some small changes has to be made. I'm moving house soon, YEH! Well, that's it for now...
Would like to share with you guys some jokes i found in the internet. Some might be a bit....but just enjoy it.
1)The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, The 1SG said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
The CO said "I see millions of stars." 1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
CO: Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"
1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."
2) When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,
what's the first thing to hang out?
The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
3) 4 gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???
They turn it upsidedown.
4)Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.
5)Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE
6) Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you. It's disfigured.""Well, how bad is it? Can I see?""Follow me, sir."They head down a restricted corridor and come to the firstdoor. Inside, in the respirator, is a newborn child without arms.Mister Smith is upset, "Oh my God! How terrible to be born this way!"The nurse interrupts, "No Mister Smith, that isn't your child.Follow me, please."They come to another room and there lies a newborn with no arms OR legs.Mister Smith cries, "Oh dear God! What could be worse than this?""No mister Smith, that's not your child. Follow me."Next room down, Smith looks in. This kid is only a head. No body at all."Oh my God! How awful! What could be worse than this?""Not your child, sir. Follow me."One more room left in the hall. Mister Smith forces himself toenter. There on a pillow is a single huge ear."This is your child, Mister Smith."Smitty goes nuts, "Oh Lord! What could possibly be worsethan this!? But...It's still my son. I will talk to him, I will amuse him with bed-time stories. I will sing him lullabies...""Sir, it's deaf."
P.S. Don't get yourself perverted.
It's so last week..
Last Monday is quite a hectic and busy schoolday for me as i have a tons of projects and experiment to do. Before the the busy kickoff, we ( mummy pants, freako pants, dawdler pants, optical illusional pants, jessica pants......) ate the white chocolate i brought from home. It all went out to be a disaster to me (only me, i think) cause i just feel like vomitting after eating it. It's like super sweet and creamy which i think it is so not on diet plan.
This Garett (freako pants) is holding the white choco. OMG, he's not finishing his homework?
By the way, after that we had this biology project which requires fresh human blood. Jweez, Edward please don't come for these (maybe you can visit our auntie bella (Ghia) next class). Anyway, i'm not being generous this time by not contributing my blood towards the project cause i just don't feel well after the choco thing. Yong Chang did for my group. Unfortunately, out of some unknown reason, he found some difficulty in poking himself ( oops, i mean poking his finger with the lancer) and even getting the blood out. GOSH, it must be really painful though. After that, we had to do the potato strip experiment.
Here goes Yong Chang and his bloody finger.
Then, we have this 2 awkward friends ( not really so, i think)here doing their oral test in Pn. Halidah's class. They are practically doing a television like cardboard thing as they intend to read the news for the oral test. Basically, after we discovered it they were just holding the cardboard just for the sake of refering to the......(man, that's cheating). But anyway, they did a great job not to create a total disaster.
This is ermm our two Suria reporter?
Finally, we had this long-awaited physics egg-drop project for me to deal with my favourite peanut butter (maybe some of you might think i'm disgusting or what?). Apparrently, i grouped myself with Michelle, Kuai Yi, Yong Chang and i'm not quite sure whethet Kou Fai was in or not. Before preparing the egg drop apparatus, i did a presentation for my group about our design of the project. I think i did not do it quite badly and i'm also quite satisfied with our group's egg drop project eventhough the peanut butter thing is kind of awful. And yes, we used cotton, bubble wrapper, kitchen roll and also peanut butter. Eventually, i had to put my hand the peanut butter and spread it on the egg. Disgusted??
Making of our project.
Our broken egg after the second try but we succeed in the first though.
yESRTDAY, i WAS VERY UNHAPPY OVER A PARTICULAR REASON THAT i FELT SO LONELY AS IF i'M THE ONLY 1 IN THIS WORLD, AND YES IT REALLY DOES. bY THE TIME, I WAS ON MY JOURNEY BACK HOME IN MY MUM'S CAR. oUT OF NOWHERE, I LOOKED AT THE SKY ( AS I ALSO DO WHEN I'M UNHAPPY). aT THE PARTICULAR MOMENT, I CAME TO A THOUGHT THAT THE SKY IS LIKE SOMEONE/SOMETHING VERY FAMILIAR TO ME THAT I COULD LABEL IT AS MY SOULMATE WHO ALWAYS KNOW ME. iT GAVE ME A VERY VERY FAMILIAR AND CLOSE FEELING EVERYTIME I LOOK AT IT ( ESPECIALLY YESTERDAY WHEN IT STARTED RAINING DURING THE MOMENT WHEN i'M UPSET). bY THE WAY, i'M DOING PHYSIC AND BIOLOGY PROJECT TOMORROW. i'LL POST THE PIC THAT I WOULD TAKE DURING THE PROCESS OF THE PROJECT.
Infected by this fatal laughing disease, I felt so embarassed laughing out of all a sudden in the gym. In the case that u feel like a dimbat (dunnu wat i'm talking about), let me enlighten u. Initially, at school, i (we) felt so used over certain teacher which make me have the thought that they just used us to do the work without respecting our idea. By the way, this is not the main idea of what i want to talk about. It is that after i ate a certain kind of chocolate, i felt extra excited and happy and started laughing out of no reason ( please stop imagining me laughing like an idiot). In this case that i had an appointment with T during my infection period, i occasionally made him have the thought that i had gone nuts. Jweez, why should i laugh non-stop (every few sec) and in a sudden in the gym? What have i done? Could it be possible for them to forget about today's incident?
P.S. Yun , I would get T's pic a.s.a.p
P.S Garett and the gang, please don't mistaken me for a certain kind of reason that has got to do with someone ( certain someone did not make me laugh like that).
