This is Shanancute updating for bezzie-lezzie-crazee-meaniepants that cannot come to his utterly yummy bloggie now, for the cool guy with the nerdicious Italiano Versace shades is busy attempting to make good sense of the movie Mall Cop.
So I'm making this the tres perfect opportunity to tell you 5 ways to make my dandy frennie, Wai Yip FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. So, to my readers, and his, CHEERS!

*1 - Wai Yip secretly adores a special someone whose name I cannot mention here. Let's just say that he's got the hots for gym freaks and people whose initials start with T. So, anyone up for takers? He's still dwelling in singleton-land and game for anything. And, he's a suuuuuper mummy's boy, making him HOT HOT HOT and up for grabs. Girls -AND GUYS - , sign up quickly!!!!

*2 - The way to Wai Yip's heart is to melt it with Lip Gloss. Especially glittery and shiny shades. You've probably heard of Hello Kitty M.A.C? Yeap, that's his colour! He LOVES those and swears by the pink shades. Not to mention, he says the packaging is SO KAWAII and he'd rather readily walk into Victoria's Secret than have someone else steal his Pink Fabulous Hello Kitty Cosmetic Set. Beg, Borrow or Steal, -according to Wai Yip-, this is THE must have for the sports season. (P.s. Pink is T's favourite colour too!)

*3 - He wears a WIG. Secretly, Wai Yip is blonde. He might appear brunette, but he is in fact STRAWBERRY BLONDE. He hates his real hair colour, thus he wears a high-quality wig to disguise his real self, i.e. his hair. He thinks that having blonde hair is bimbotic, thus making him unattractive to T. Each time he sees T, he'll put on his brown toupee and Versace shades to make himself seem older. T doesn't seem to mind either. Maybe he secretly knows about Wai Yip's blonde bimbosity, but HE pretends not to care! =)

*4 - Wai Yip hates braces, people with braces, etc etc. BUT, he has INVISIBLE BRACES. Wai Yip has invested in a high-class advanced technology for his teeth. Ever wonder what made those choppers? Invisible braces, that's what! If you look closer, you might just spot them. Here's a tip, if you want to spot his invisible BRACES, then, look at his saliva. INVISIBLE BRACES makes his saliva BLUE. That is the downside of having Very VERY ADVANCED technology for braces, you might never know what are the side effects, being so untested by the major teen population in the world. That is why, you must always take things the conventional way and have NORMAL BRACES like me, MASHI and DERY! =)

*5 - Wai Yip has a secret obsession with DOUGHNUTS! Yumyum and Lecka leckA. His favourite donut flavour is the pink swirly thing in J-CO, with STRAWBERRY CREAM AND ICING SWIRLY ON THE TOP. Wai Yip is secretly obsessed and embarassed by this idea because he cannot control himself when he walks past a donut store. He will go MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and simply DASH to the store like no tomorrow. This worry is shared by T as well, because Wai Yip is NOT doing anything to attempt being healthy at all, if he continues gobbling pink doughnuts the rate he does now. Sigh.

All in all, Wai Yip is a FIRST CLASS friend to me, and even IF he loves Lip Gloss and Doughnuts, he is STILL HIM. We <3 him and he doesn't have to be a gold bedazzled trophy for us to love him more. Don't ever change, K?

(And, ask Wai Yip denies whatever mentioned in this post^^)

Shanancute!