Would like to share with you guys some jokes i found in the internet. Some might be a bit....but just enjoy it.


1)The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, The 1SG said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."

The CO said "I see millions of stars." 1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"

CO: Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"

1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."





2) When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,
what's the first thing to hang out?
The DO NOT DISTURB sign!






3) 4 gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???
They turn it upsidedown.






4)Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.




5)Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE




6) Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for you. It's disfigured.""Well, how bad is it? Can I see?""Follow me, sir."They head down a restricted corridor and come to the firstdoor. Inside, in the respirator, is a newborn child without arms.Mister Smith is upset, "Oh my God! How terrible to be born this way!"The nurse interrupts, "No Mister Smith, that isn't your child.Follow me, please."They come to another room and there lies a newborn with no arms OR legs.Mister Smith cries, "Oh dear God! What could be worse than this?""No mister Smith, that's not your child. Follow me."Next room down, Smith looks in. This kid is only a head. No body at all."Oh my God! How awful! What could be worse than this?""Not your child, sir. Follow me."One more room left in the hall. Mister Smith forces himself toenter. There on a pillow is a single huge ear."This is your child, Mister Smith."Smitty goes nuts, "Oh Lord! What could possibly be worsethan this!? But...It's still my son. I will talk to him, I will amuse him with bed-time stories. I will sing him lullabies...""Sir, it's deaf."

P.S. Don't get yourself perverted.